A man met a beautiful lady and decided that he wanted to marry her right
away. He told her so.
She protested, "We don't know anything about each other!"
He replied, "That's all right. We'll learn about each other as we go
She agreed, and they were married and went on a honeymoon to a very nice
One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his towel,
climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck with a
gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple.
This was followed by three rotations in jackknife position before he again
straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.
She said, "That was incredible!"
He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you
we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps.
She was moving so fast that the ripples from her pushing off at one end of
the pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other
end of the pool.
She did laps in freestyle, breast stroke, and even butterfly.
After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out
and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard.
He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No," she said, "I was a hooker in Wheeling, West Virginia, and I worked
both sides of the river."